another trashpost

[dragonsvigour]

HERE ARE THINGS I WANT TO PLAY:

accidentally had a sex without knowing what a sex is
corruption
predator/prey
HEAT
FLUFFY FUCKIN LOVE CONFESSIONS
bestiality (see what I did there I sandwiched a cute thing between two fuckin gross things)
sexswap sex (one or both people)
hatesex
dubcon that's basically noncon
VIOLENT FACEFUCKING
really fucking gay rivalry (or also straight rivalry)
LAST DAY ON EARTH
IKEA. WE ALL DIE ALONE.
is it wrong to try to pick up girls in a dungeon (my final boss can't be this cute)
they're not dragon dildos they're tyranid terrain
prisoner and jailer
liege and knight
student and teacher
caught thief
size difference
incest
competitive sex
oh no we're stuck outside on purge night what are we going to do
b-but someone might catch us!!!
stranded
spontaneous musical
some fucking domestic-ass fluffy bullshit
bodyswap
swap meet (please dont ever eat flea market food)
voluntary obedience (but the obedient one is really fuckin mad about it)
dying in ur arms (for an inordinately long amount of time)
LOVING, FLUFFY, DISGUSTINGLY CUTE SNUFF
groundhog day

COME PLAY ANY COMBINATION OF THESE THINGS WITH ME, HERE, IN THIS POST OR ELSEWHERE IF YOU WANT?

muselist is here


i'm already a demon

Comments

[collectionday]

[SOMETHING WITH A SHITTY DRAGON AND MAYBE HEAT AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IS MAD AND HATES EACH OTHER BUT NOT REALLY AND ARE ALSO BONING I GUESS]

[malthusian]

[ but who

all of my characters are pure and incapable of hate ]

[collectionday]

[maybe another dragon

who would go 'I hate this, I hate this shitty dragon, fuck you, harder'

THAT'S BASICALLY HIS ENTIRE DEAL]

[pneumonic]

[ ok

I don't feel like kyrie so here have a dragowolf loser princess ]

[collectionday]

[Okay but did you say

sleep out in the open face down in the middle of your forest]

[pneumonic]

[ YES, DON'T JUDGE, IT'S COMFORTABLE ]

[collectionday]

[Let's fish through her pockets??

I love stealing.

Or snap tells me I should anyway]

[steelmyself]

I suppose I must obey you if you insist as my Master.

[ said in the most plaintive of tones ]

I don't think I'll be very good at it, though.

[babystepes]

Oh, I'm sure you'll be fine.

[steelmyself]

Aren't you charitable?

[babystepes]

Moreso than most.

[steelmyself]

Hmm.

Do you expect gratitude, "young" lady?

[ emphasizing the word juuuuust so that it's obvious he knows she's not actually a kid ]

[babystepes]

[ she giggles ]

Yes! I do. But I certainly won't lose sleep over not getting it.

[stockhomesyndrome]

[ hey what sort of final bosses do you find in a dungeon

if you are a cute lady who gets lost and walks into dungeons ]

[neverendingstory]

[ scary, tiny snakes, obviously ]

Human. What are you doing here?

[stockhomesyndrome]

I'm wandering around blindly, yet ever so fashionably.

[ She makes an over-dramatic bow. ]

My lady.

[neverendingstory]

You expect me to believe that you just wandered here.

[stockhomesyndrome]

Admittedly not my finest moment.

[neverendingstory]

Leave.

[lifehacker]

Yo, let's get to fucking party time or something. Pick me for your sins, you monster. I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS!

[ MIDDLE FINGER. ]

[hugeballs]

Really, dear? Some walls aren't meant to be smashed through. Didn't your mother teach you subtlety?

[lifehacker]

My parents were murdered in front of me. Nice try, though. But if you wanna teach me some manners, I'm down.

[hugeballs]

What, was that a challenge? You're not even a good protagonist.

[lifehacker]

Eat my ass, I was designed to be a dick and I'm doing a great job.

[hugeballs]

Honestly, I've seen worse. Settling for mediocre, are we?